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Stick + Iron Ingots = Iron SWORD! On an average day, we can think of probably a billion uses for a sword like the one in Minecraft. For starters, we d use it to slice our alarm clock in half for waking us up from an amazing dream. Then we d use it to butter our toast for breakfast and skewer an apple to eat on the drive to work. When the highway gets congested, we d send our carpool buddy out ahead of us to cut down the offending vehicles and clear a path. Once at work, we d use our Minecraft Sword to cut through red tape. (It works much better than a machete.) Then we d use it to cut cake. Birthday cake, that is. After carefully licking away the excess frosting, we d then point the sword menacingly at Middle Manager when he suggests staying late to finish a project. Not tonight - it s porkchop night and our Minecraft Sword is ready!
